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Crime Movies For Tired Brains From The 2000S

Crime movies for tired brains from the 2000s. Includes The Life of David Gale, Saw, American Psycho and more, curated by Moviepiq.

Your brain is done. These films ask nothing of you. Just watch.

The Life of David Gale movie poster
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2003 · ★★★½☆ 7.4/10

A man against capital punishment is accused of murdering a fellow activist and is sent to death row.

Easy to follow even when you're half gone. The film does the heavy lifting.

Saw movie poster
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2004 · ★★★½☆ 7.4/10

Two men wake up to find themselves shackled in a grimy, abandoned bathroom. As they struggle to comprehend their predicament, they discover a disturbing tape left behind by the sadistic mastermind known as Jigsaw. With a chilling voice and cryptic instructions, Jigsaw informs them that they must partake in a gruesome game in order to secure their freedom.

Easy to follow even when you're half gone. The film does the heavy lifting.

American Psycho movie poster
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2000 · ★★★½☆ 7.4/10

A wealthy New York investment banking executive hides his alternate psychopathic ego from his co-workers and friends as he escalates deeper into his illogical, gratuitous fantasies.

This one works when your attention keeps drifting. The pacing carries you without demanding anything back.

Inside Man movie poster
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2006 · ★★★½☆ 7.4/10

When an armed, masked gang enter a Manhattan bank, lock the doors and take hostages, the detective assigned to effect their release enters negotiations preoccupied with corruption charges he is facing.

Easy to follow even when you're half gone. The film does the heavy lifting.

Law Abiding Citizen movie poster
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2009 · ★★★½☆ 7.4/10

A frustrated man decides to take justice into his own hands after a plea bargain sets one of his family's killers free. He targets not only the killer but also the district attorney and others involved in the deal.

Easy to follow even when you're half gone. The film does the heavy lifting.

The best films for low-energy viewing are usually better than you'd expect.

Mostly follows one character. Manageable to track even with a tired brain.

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer movie poster
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2006 · ★★★½☆ 7.4/10

Jean-Baptiste Grenouille, born in the stench of 18th century Paris, develops a superior olfactory sense, which he uses to create the world's finest perfumes. However, his work takes a dark turn as he tries to preserve scents in the search for the ultimate perfume.

This one works when your attention keeps drifting. The pacing carries you without demanding anything back.

Undisputed II: Last Man Standing movie poster
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2006 · ★★★½☆ 7.4/10

Heavyweight Champ George "Iceman" Chambers is sent to a Russian jail on trumped-up drug charges. In order to win his freedom he must fight against the jailhouse fighting champ Uri Boyka in a battle to the death. This time he is not fighting for a title, he is fighting for his life!

Easy to follow even when you're half gone. The film does the heavy lifting.

Bad Education movie poster
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2004 · ★★★½☆ 7.4/10

When an old friend brings filmmaker Enrique Goded a semi-autobiographical script chronicling their adolescence, Enrique is forced to relive his youth spent at a Catholic boarding school. Weaving through past and present, the script follows a transvestite performer who reconnects with a grade school sweetheart. Spurred on by this chance encounter, the character reflects on her childhood sexual victimization and the trauma of closeting her sexual orientation.

Easy to follow even when you're half gone. The film does the heavy lifting.

Blow movie poster
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2001 · ★★★½☆ 7.4/10

A boy named George Jung grows up in a struggling family in the 1950's. His mother nags at her husband as he is trying to make a living for the family. It is finally revealed that George's father cannot make a living and the family goes bankrupt. George does not want the same thing to happen to him, and his friend Tuna, in the 1960's, suggests that he deal marijuana. He is a big hit in California in the 1960's, yet he goes to jail, where he finds out about the wonders of cocaine. As a result, when released, he gets rich by bringing cocaine to America. However, he soon pays the price.

This one works when your attention keeps drifting. The pacing carries you without demanding anything back.

Road to Perdition movie poster
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2002 · ★★★½☆ 7.4/10

Mike Sullivan works as a hit man for crime boss John Rooney. Sullivan views Rooney as a father figure, however after his son is witness to a killing, Mike Sullivan finds himself on the run in attempt to save the life of his son and at the same time looking for revenge on those who wronged him.

This one works when your attention keeps drifting. The pacing carries you without demanding anything back.

These films work because they match where you actually are, not where you think you should be.

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